Stranger in a Strange Land Pt1

Puppets on Jihad?

Puppets on Jihad?

Ok, so Japan is an unusual place for foreigners…or aliens as we are officially known. We do have our Alien Registration cards! I was channel flicking on Japanese TV the other day…a hot bed of genuine weird shit at the best of times. Came across the kids TV show, cute little hand puppets, filmed in a school, by terrorists!

How scary is this guy! Extreamist Islamic puppetry?

Tokyo fetish bar??
Tokyo fetish bar??

Signs in and around Tokyo are fantastic. They like to use English all the time, but like in many Asian countries it often gets Lost in Translation… or does it? Here is a prime example.

Came across this the other night. “Hairy Sugar Tit” Not quite sure what goes on in there or what is being sold, but I sure do want to find out!

Just one melon please...

Just one melon please...

I actually thought about buying this melon…I thought the Godzilla action figure came with it. It didn’t. At current exchange rates this is a AU$152.00 or 80.00 Euro melon! One bloody melon! How good can this taste!!

For that knid of money not only do I want an action fugure but I want it finely sliced and fed to me while I recline on a sun lounge while having my feet massaged by a super model!

2 Responses to “Stranger in a Strange Land Pt1”

  1. patpayne79 Says:

    The name of the melon is “Godzilla’s Egg…” Still not sure whay they want so much though.

    Cheers!

  2. Chris Says:

    I have to wonder if they think the watermelon has legs and is going to walk away. Or is it all in the packaging!

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