Australians often prove their toughness in sports by showing off their “trophies”. Trophies are injuries and evidence of injuries that you can show to others. Now I have boogie boarding (body boarding) trophies. These last couple of days, I have been out on that Waikiki surf and hitting those waves hard. Look at my injuries and boarding skills!

Look carefully! You can see the cuts.
Well…okay. My cuts weren’t that bad but when you come out of the surf bleeding, it’s gets the attention of others.
But my board is pretty yeah?

Look at that arse kicking board!